Me Cago En Tu Soda

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CAMDEN, N.J. (AP/ 1010 WINS) -- His lawyer calls it a foolish prank, but a judge isn't laughing.

A 17-year-old high school student from Haddon Township admitted in family court Thursday that he defecated in a classmate's soda during an auto-shop class.

Prosecutors dropped an aggravated assault charge in exchange for the boy's guilty plea to a charge of tampering with a food product.

Authorities say the victim sipped the soda, then spit it out as his classmates laughed on March 29.

A judge ordered the boy to serve probation, serve 200 hours of community service, write a letter to the victim to apologize _ and to write a 1,000-word report on why it's unhealthy to ingest fecal matter.

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You mean to tell me, some nigga pulled his pants down in the middle of class and squatted over my man's open cup of soda in a auto shop class and took a wild shit in it?

WHAT IN ALL TYPES OF FUCKING NONSENSE IS THIS?!!?

Nigga what you doing being 17 and taking shits in someone's cup of soda in auto-class.

Nigga, prolly ain't even wipe his ass after.

Man, Fuck this.

-Def

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NJ Teen defacates in Classmates Soda