I got a questionnaire for Jury Duty.
Yeah okay, Imagine ME in jury duty, I'd so fuck whatever case it is up, you have no idea.
Lawyer: "The accused stabbed the victim 37 times"
Def: "Shit, if that was me I'd a rounded it off to 40, fuck the bullshit, then I'd a dropped a Hulk Hogan like leg drop on that hoe for good measure. Ayo, what kinda pizza we getting?!"
Posted by Deftronic on 5/29/2010