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5.02.2010

IHOP In MD Sucks



Fuck this restaurant.

Me and my moms had breakfast here, I swear they gave us the dumbest waitress.

We had to sit there 15 mins before she even took our order, we were just fucking sitting there with the menu's down and she passed us like 5 times, the fucking place wasn't even busy.

My mom could see her stupid hoeass in the back filling up jars of syrup and this was before she took our order.

So she finally takes it, my moms ordered a fruit bowl, I got 3 pancakes and ham. Took like 20 mins to get our food...I mean it wasn't like I ordered some custom Kim Kardashian pussy tasting pancakes or some shit and then the dickfuck ass waitress brings out my moms fruitbowl and not my food...like you fucking asshole. It took 20 mins to put a fruitbowl together?!

Don't you know ur supposed to bring out all the food at once?!?! What if we want to say grace/pray over our food, we can't because your stupid ass done brought out one person's food. So now I gotta look at my mom eat her food while I wait for mine.

So yeah, I didn't even leave a tip, kiss my ass...that's why you're only getting paid $2.10 and hour, you dumb bitch.

-Def

4 comments:

MajieMcFly said...

lol...son...i hope momtronic dont read your blog...f**kin potty mouth...lol

Deftronic said...

Lol...she doesn't...I wouldn't mind..Im a grown ass man dawg!..lol

MajieMcFly said...

yea i kno i kno...but she a mom and you kno how most moms are with their kids talkin like richard pryor and s**t

NastyNate said...

haahahahahaahahahahahaah Kim Kardashian pussy tasting pancakes lmfaooo on the real i bet she do taste like maple syrup mmmmhhmm.


she sounds like a lazy ass heffer, i was expectin a pic of this trick ass hoe!