So I'm on the bus shit's packed to the gills (never really understood what that saying meant "to the gills" but yeah), shits packed to the gills...
I'm standing behind this girl, she's texting, me being nosy I'm reading her txt's (fuck you, sue me).
1st txt I read was:
"omg this fucking bus is packed"
then:
"this guy standing behind me is a cutie"
Her friend or whoever she's texting says:
"get his number!"
She's like:
"Omg no, he's so cute and I'm too shy, oh well"
Her friend says:
"Bitch, give him my number!"
So anyway, somebody gets up out a seat in front of us, so I was like do you want the seat? She's says "No, I'm about to get off"
Then she txt's again and says:
"Omg, he just spoke to me, he's tall and his lips, I dont even know what he said, I think he said nice teeth"
Bitch wtf?!? the fuck I'm be behind you, tap you, notion toward the open seat and say "NICE TEETH?!!!!"
SMFH.
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7 comments:
lol...yo whats so effin dumb is you asked her if she wants the seat and she said no she about to get off...but then said she think you said nice teeth!...lol...wtf...she clearly heard you ask her about the seat since she answered but says she think you said nice teeth...wooooow
EXACTLY!!!..i think she was just trying to show off to the person she was texting...im not sure, that whole thing was dumb...then she stared me down through the window when she got off and smiled..like [baby boy]man aint nobody worrying bout you, bruh[/baby boy]
HAHAHA...you should have took a pic of her on the sneak tip and post it
lol, that woulda been classic...
this happened to me, i love when they think their texts are invisible to everyone else lol.
was the girl like a little teenie bopper? she sounded pretty stupid haha
@ Nastynate, Naw, I don't think so, she looked older than me...lol
o man...def even got cougars on him...lol
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