So I'm on the bus shit's packed to the gills (never really understood what that saying meant "to the gills" but yeah), shits packed to the gills...
I'm standing behind this girl, she's texting, me being nosy I'm reading her txt's (fuck you, sue me).
1st txt I read was:
"omg this fucking bus is packed"
"this guy standing behind me is a cutie"
Her friend or whoever she's texting says:
"get his number!"
"Omg no, he's so cute and I'm too shy, oh well"
Her friend says:
"Bitch, give him my number!"
So anyway, somebody gets up out a seat in front of us, so I was like do you want the seat? She's says "No, I'm about to get off"
Then she txt's again and says:
"Omg, he just spoke to me, he's tall and his lips, I dont even know what he said, I think he said nice teeth"
Bitch wtf?!? the fuck I'm be behind you, tap you, notion toward the open seat and say "NICE TEETH?!!!!"