"3"

So I'm on the elevator at work, I just so happen to be standing in the left corner right next to the elevator buttons, mind you there's a duplicate set of elevator buttons on the right corner of the elevator as well.

Some dickass nigga, walks in with some female, walks to the back of the elevator and loudly says "3".

So I look back and up at the bitchface nigga, with my eyebrows raised and my eyes kinda widened, like "Nigga, you crazy??"

The fuck I look like pushing elevator buttons, you lazy uppity mahfucka, I could see if the shit was packed and you was in the back and didn't manage to push your button, cause ppl were walking in behind of you and you ask for someone to push your floor.

But not when the shit is empty and there's another set of buttons for your hoe ass to push.

Safe to say, after looking at him with the "Nigga, you crazy??" face...I looked back down at my cell phone and proceeded to text who the fuck I was texting without pushing a got damn thing cept my cell phone buttons

Kiss my ass, I'm Def

-Def