FTC: Black/Black Yeezy's

From the cell:

Heads Up:

FOOTLOCKER and FOOTACTION in NYC on 34TH street are NOT getting the Black/Black Yeezy's, due to rule infractions, all of FL and FA's Yeezy's have been re-directed to House of Hoops on 125th street in Harlem.

-Def

Cooking with Def

^That right there is the Def-Burger^

My burgers are the fucking bomb, one bite and your fucking head will burst into smithereens, these shits taste like my Kim Kardashian rubbed her tits and ass all over them.

I've never had anyone say my burgers aren't good, I make better burgers than my moms and she can cook her ass off.

Defipe:
Lean ground beef
Adobo Seasoning (Red Top)
A1 Steak Sauce
Worcestershire Sauce

1)Ball up the meat, put it on the baking sheet, smush it down with ur open palm
2)Sprinkle Adobo on the patty
3)Pour some worcestershire sauce on the patty and pat it with fingers into the meat
4)Pour A1 steak sauce in lines from side to side and rub around patty in circle, not too much to where it goes into the meat, just enough to cover the patty

Flip over the patty and repeat steps 2 through 4, let it sit and marinate for a hour or so, you place some saran wrap or some aluminum foil over it and stick it in the fridge if you like.

Cook in the Broiler, I cook mine for about 15 mins or so one one side, then i flip it over and pour a little A1 on top in lines and then I put em back in for like 5-8 minutes, put on 1 slice of cheese, let it melt and voila, you're now eating like Def!



Oh yeah, the fries are Seasoned fries from Wal-Mart, they come in a orange bag, you just preheat the oven on 475 and cook em for like 25-30 mins, you don't even have to flip em over and you're good to go!

-Def

New Pickup! (s)

Nike Dunk High Pro SB 'Marge Simpson'



Modeled after Marge Simpson, of the cartoon show "The Simpsons" ...Green = Her Dress, Blue = Her hair, Yellow = Her Skin.

Nike Air Trainers 2 SB



Black And Pink colorway, I'm mad the pink looks like the shit they use on dildo's and shit.

Nike Dunk Pro Mid SB 'Sea Crystal Mids'



Sickness, very similar to the Sea Crystal Highs, which are a classic in the SB Line, if you didn't get those or can't afford em, these are the ones you want!

-Def

Day @ Supreme

So I went to Supreme today to pick up some kicks, just wanted to big them up on my blog cause they deserve it, not only being one of the hottest spots for Decks and Skate Kicks, but also backpacks, hats, jeans, T's and more.



They are located on 274 Lafayette Street In Manhattan, this has always been one of my favorite spots, the dudes who work there arent assholes or snotty fucks, they help you as best as they can and hook you up if possible (unlike "Flight Club"), 2 times alone when I was in there browsing, I was asked if I needed help from 2 different people



I also wanna show they dont charge RAPE PRICES, they keep it 100 with the streets, whatever the box price is they will charge that price, none of that markup shit, I do know of a few times when they did get some limited kicks in, they did charge a little bit more than box price, but what can you expect? They are limited, naw mean?



The homey there even hooked me up with some free stickers! and not just the reg OG stickers, the Damien Hirst X Supreme jumpoffs..believe it or not, the Damien Hirst X Supreme stickers are selling for $40.00 on Ebay right now.

I was kinda bummed that they didn't have the new Air Trainers in my GF's size, cause I wanted them to be our first matching kicks, oh well!

-Def

NYC Subway

Picture above is me going down a escalator to catch a train, far huh? and I just went down steps to even get into the subway. Shows how deep the city is and whats working underneath.



Where else can you ride the train and cop flowers?! ...Dude, was on his hustle, usually you can find flower peddlers on the corner or on a busy intersection walking past your car, but this dude took it to a whole new level, pretty convenient huh?

www.deftronic.com sticker sightings?





-Def

Keep on rising to the top...

While my mind go...

-Def

Playing With Food

New Pickup! (s)

Nike Dunk High "Black Denim"



Yammmm!

2004 Classics!, ish made out of pure denim with frayed edges and everything, always wanted these, just could never find a deadstock pair...shits go hard with the jeans...sure to be one of my favorites.


Nike Dunk High NL "Undefeateds"



Yammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

The one and only UNDFTD's a sure classic among many sneakerheads, can't help but not look at these when seen on someone's feet...The Undefeated Dunks were apart of the "Clerks Pack" they were dropped along with a Stussy Blazer and a Union 180 Force...Dropped in 2005, these dunks are what put Undefeated on the map as one of the premiere sneaker retailers, they were sold exclusively at Undefeated, they are one of the most bootlegged shoes in nike history, coming across a real version is a rarity in itself and is worth anywhere from $300.00 and up.

New Pickup!

Nike Dunk Low Pro SB "Home Rayguns"



The Rayguns are inspired by the home color of the ABA basketball team 'The Roswell Rayguns'. Many don't know until they own the shoe or see it up close, that it has a distinctive pattern on the leather. A classic among the SB line and somewhat hard to get ahold of.

This was a 2002 Nike TV AD which inspired these kicks. Featured Vince Carter, Baron Davis, Jermaine O'Neal, Jerry Stackhouse And Paul Pierce. In the back in the beginning you can see the green alien holding the rayguns up on the wall.

Hiding in the stall?

From the cell:

Wtf? is up with ppl who take a shit in the office bathroom and will sit there and stay quiet the entire time someone else is in there? They refuse to flush the toilet and get up and come out the stall while someone else is in the bathroom, it's like some pride issue or some shit (pun intended, ha!)

Like, if you come out the stall I'm a scream "Ayyyy Y'all!! Kenny in here taking a big ass shit and it spell like raddish and basement water!"

Payless doesn't even sell these.

One of my receptionists shoe's

I dunno what the fuck is really up with these shoes, but these shits are beat.
How the fuck do you even wear these shits?!..Why would you even wear these shits?!
Fucking shoe look like some shit pinnochio would wear...ole rocking chair looking ass kicks yo.

Fuck it, Fuck it all!

-Def

Dead @ Rick Ross CD Signing.

Above is the flyer, letting ppl know of the "Deeper Than Rap" CD Signing at Best Buy...The signing took place @ 7pm on 4/21/09

Here is a rundown of what the line looked like at certain times on 4/21/09 outside of Bestbuy..

@ 9AM:


@ 1PM:


@ 3PM:


@ 4PM (OMG What is this!?!??! ..oh it's just a promo vehicle, but nobody lining up):


@ 6:45 ish PM (Finally, some people)


Fucking Dead @ only 19 ppl showing up for a Autograph Signing session...I remember when Justin Timberlake did one of these ppl were lined up for almost a day.

Rick Ross some doo doo.

-Def

Stickers, Bitch!

Yammmmmmmmm!

It's a celebration, bitches!

My very own www.deftronic.com stickers!

Time to vandalize NYC!

If you spot one in the city, take a picture of one, email me the pic of it and you might get a cool gift!

-Def

Lazy Hoe.

Seriously, what's the purpose of waiting at the bus stop for like 20+ mins, to fucking take the bus for 1 STOP? When you can walk down the block to that next stop in less than 5 minutes?!

Lazy bastards, it wasn't even raining or anything...I hate people.

-Def

Air "Gayfish" Yeezy?

Description:

Here is a pair of extremely gay Nike Air Yeezy Gay Fish. This pair is a sample pair created just for West right before he jumped into the ocean and discovered he was a gay fish. These shoes are wet and are not in 100% condition because they were worn in the water. You might have seen these in the latest episode of Southpark where West discovered that he was a gay fish.

Colorway:

Laliberte Yellow/Eckstein Orange-Fusion Pink



Dead...

Oh yeah, worth $1,500

-Def

He's alright, but he's not real...

Degrassi Drake, spitting a "supposed freestyle" on NY's Hot 97, Funkmaster Flex radio show.

What real rapper you know hits the booth for a quick spit over a beat for the radio...AND USES HIS FUCKING BLACKBERRY to read his written shit?!

Thought nobody would see you, hanhhhh!?!?

Drake, We don't believe you, you need more people.

-Def

P.S. Def was a fan of the "So Far Gone" mixtape...but this just lost some G points for Drake according to me.

House Of Hoops = Basura

Well this is House Of Hoops located 125th Street in Harlem.

This place was SUPPOSED to bring exclusives and limited sneakers to all, but the staff is full of fuckups, I'd like to say the N word with ER's after it, but I won't cause thats beneath me and I hate to put down my own kind...

But the shit that goes on here is horrible, the staff including the manager, take part in the "first dibs" movement, which means, when they receive shipments of the new exclusive shoes, they take them for themselves, which is against the rules...the shoe is for the public, so now you have kids who save up their allowance or paychecks to get those new exclusive shoes, they wait on line for hours, sometimes days patiently, to find out when the shoes release date is say April 18th, 2009 and they open @ 10:00am on that day, that shoe/size is NOT IN STOCK,...How the fuck can a shoe not be in stock on the day it's released and the person is at your door @ 10:00am when y'all open?! ...pure fuckery, it's like a fucking lottery at this place, this shit disgusts me, now I haven't waited on a sneaker line since 2005, but when I did it was a great experience, to wait with a few friends or make new friends on the line, chill out...and then you get that special pair of kicks you've been waiting months for. But these assholes at HOH, are stealing this experience away from the new generation of sneakerheads.

I used to work at a video rental store and we couldn't rent the new releases until 2 weeks after release date, because they needed to be in stock for our customers, who pay with their hard earned money and kept us in business. I wouldn't mind if after that initial release date, that whatever kicks were left after that drop date before they closed on that day, that the employees could THEN pick what they wanted for themselves, That would be fair.

I and few others I know within the sneakerhead community, are boycotting this store because of this. Hopefully, things will change in the future, but until then House Of Hoops is known as House of Horseshit.

-Def

Vibe Magazine-May 2009 Issue

Anyone peep this issue yet?

I just peeped it and to my surprise there was a 4 page article on Michael "Boogaloo Shrimp" Chambers...I was shocked as shit, cause I did a ode to him a few weeks ago.

Peep it here:
Ode to Michael "Boogaloo Shrimp" Chambers

It's a pretty good read, if you're interested go check it out!

-Def

The Hellio?

Nike City Knife 2...

Nike's forthcoming foldable shoe...

I mean I'm all for creativity and shit, but this shit is getting outta hand...

fuck around and I might blow my nose with my kicks and shit, chill

Oh yeah, $90 price tag. HA HA!

-Def

Dead

Dead!

Parody of:



Dead x dfgsdfldr85y46467

that commercial is my shit...dude in the red/pink jacket dance!..im done


-Def

Ayo...

Man,




That Is All.

-Def

Un-Necessary Crapola

I hate shit that's not necessary.

For example...because of the 765.00 unknown charge on my checking account, my bank closed my card down and is sending me a brand new one, so as a result of that I can't get money out of my account unless I go in person, which brings me to unecessary bullshit point doing #2...my beneflex card from my job which basically I use at metrocard kiosk's to get my monthly metrocard was terminated for whatever dumb ass fucking reason I don't know...the shit has $190.51 on it, so the lady at beneflex says "I don't know why it was terminated, but I'm gonna send you a new card", WTF you mean you don't know why?!, you stupid heffer, I'll fucking Marty Jennety standing dropkick your left eye socket. Anyway, so now I had to take my lunch hour to go to my bank to get money out of my account to go get a metrocard...this trick is gonna tell me "you can file a claim and we will reimburse you"...so you're telling me, I have to use $81.00 of my own money to buy a metrocard and you'll give me back $81.00 in basically metrocard money?!...money that I can't put back into my pocket...



Bitch I oughta hire Jigsaw to invent some trap to put your stupid bitch ass in for fucking with me

Man Fuck It All...

-Def

Ice @ Sue's (Parental Advisory)

Yammmmm!

Ice La Foxxx is appearing at Sue's Rendevouz this Friday April 24th, 2009

If you watch porn, Im 99% sure you know who Ice is...

She'll be live on stage and also doing the shower show...(yikes)

Oh yeah, she got a boob job, she threw some D's on her chest...lol

It's usually $20 at the door (Free, if you're cool, lol), they got free food buffet and free shot every hour

Directions from NYC:
Hit the Henry Hudson North to Sawmill Parkway to Cross Country East
Get off on Exit 7, (Thats the Gramatan Ave/Mount Vernon Exit) Keep Straight and you can't miss the club

Sue's # 914-224-7097

-Def

Poser.

That bitch above is a poser...

Straight up and down...

I don't even skateboard and I know for damn fucking sure you CAN'T FUCKING SKATE ON GRASS!!!!!

Ya fucking assfuck...GO AWAY NOW!!

I know you can practice ollies and kickflips on grass, but trust me that skank bitch isn't practicing shit like that.

-Def

P.S. Who the fuck skates with bangles on?

Fuck It.

So yeah, I think it's time I went out and bought a new pan.

What do you think?

lol

-Def

Bruno

Fucking Dead...

Sacha Baron Cohen's New Movie...

Stupid Donut Hoe.

Dunkin Donuts is fucking dumb.

Let me explain, so I go this morning to a D&D, I wanted some fucking donuts with icing, sprinkles and the shit when you bite into it a cloud of magical pixie dust explodes in your mouth and you can dance like MC Hammer for precisely 2 minutes and 32 seconds after you finish chewing it type donuts.

So I get to the counter and I see this big ass banner.

"6 DONUTS FOR $3.00!!!!"

So I ask Mahatma (the lady behind the counter),...it's "6 for 3 dollars?", she's like "yes", I go "How much is a dozen, 6 dollars?"...she replied "No, a dozen is 8.99",...I'm like "Can't I just get two 6's for 3 dollars each?"...she like "Yes" and then she rings it up for $5.99

WHAT IN ALL FUCKING HOOLERY FUCKING FUCKSTICKS was that about?!!! ..why didn't just she simply fucking say "YES" the first time!!!! WTF is this waiting to see if I was intelligent enough to add 2 x 6 donuts @ 3 dollars a piece = way more cheaper than $8.99, but lemme not fucking tell the customer, unless they ask shit!!!!!

Man, Fuck This...

-Def

New Pickup!

Nike SB X Nitraid Camo Goldfish



Yam!!!!...Shits go hardddddd!

The digital aspect of the shoe is laced with 3M, so that shit relects when hit by light and the toe box is lined off with 3M also...shits murder.

Def Rocks Early Bitchhhhhhhhhhhh!

-Def

Union La & NYC Dunk High

'Union LA's'

'Union NYC'


So I totally missed out on these, had no clue they were dropping and I'm sure alot of other S-Heads didn't know either...

They dropped on April 11th.

Shits go hard, I'm digging the plastic gray wing.

-Def

New Pickup!

Air Yeezy



Shoe created by Kanye West and Nike.

I'm mad ppl keep asking me if I waited in line.

Def doesn't do lines.

-Def

New Pickup!

Tommy Hilfiger Sample Joints



Got the nice ass hookup on these badboys today, pretty slick I must say...I'm digging the dark gray flannel look with the cut of suede.

These shits gon have me on my West Side Story shit, y'all

Ohhh ahhh!

-Def

Fucked-Up-Ness of the Day

On some real shit...this shit is just wrong on all 4 corners of the earth.

How in the muthafuck do you take up 2 seats on a bus?
How in the fuckery do you break one of the seat pads?
How in the hellio is one of your legs bigger than my fucking torso?
How in the shitfuckness does your shoe look like a 5 lb bag of sugar?



Man fuck this...

-Def

Bruce.

Bruce Lee kicking ass in ping pong.

How Def is that!?!?!?

-Def

O.M.G

Nike SB X Nitraid Camo Goldfish

Blue Box Era is bringing Nike SB back to the forefront.

Sickness

-Def

Nike Total Max Uptempo

Nike is re-releasing these for Winter of 2009...

I used to own the white/navy pair...these were the shits they were so fucking comfortable...I wore these bitches until there was a hole in the sole. I'll prolly cop again when they drop.

Nike Air Yeezy

Did you get a pair?

-Def

Eminem-We Made You (Video)

Eminem - New Music - More Music Videos

Em's flow is ridiculous on the beat...

-Def

Leg Touching Shit.

You know what pisses me off?

When you're on a bus or a train and some fuck sits down next to you and they just happened to be sleepy and shit, so they fall asleep now as a result of them being fucking bums, they lose control of their body parts.

So now as they sit, their legs widen open and their hip touches yours and this shit just feels gay when it's a dude, and then you like inch over a little bit and for some odd fucking reason they widen their legs more and touch ur fucking legs again with theirs.

Well you know what I do?...I fucking nudge em like "Wake the fuck up!"...I'm not about to feel ur hot fucking leg touch mine for this whole ride, while ur bitch ass is sleeping and I'm awake trying to enjoy my music or movie on my ipod, ya son of a bitch.

-Def

Burger King Going Off!

Dead @ the Kings split...

Seriously, is this a good commercial for kids?

How you gonna promote a kids meal with women shaking their booties?

-Def

G-20

How fresh is that?!

-Def

DEFstipation.10

Well, let's see...

I just found out my Mom's is sick...apparently a female human is supposed to have a blood level anywhere from 12 to 16 and my mother's blood level is @ 6.9, her doctor called her and told her to rush to the emergency room...her 2 choices are a blood transfusion or a Iron IV, she doesn't want to have the transfusion, because she knows 2 ppl who have passed away because of them. I told her to let me know if she needs me because I'll come down there where she lives and give her whatever blood she needs, I don't care if I faint.


I saw that X-Men Origin: Wolverine movie, (don't ask I got the hook up)...shit was OK...it wasn't on no "Omg this is straight crack shit"...it was just something to watch, I expected alot more...I wanna see that new Fast & Furious joint...that looks tight, even though it has 2 wack acting fucks in it with Paul Walker and Vin Diesel...nigs can't act for shit yo.

Man, I kinda want the Air Yeezy's but then I don't...I think more or less I'm caught in the hype of just owning them...I do really want the black ones, I've always liked those much more than the other 2.

Can you believe I got invited to a fucking prom...how cute is that? The homey Kim, asked me the other day, she was all shy and stuff and her cheeks were mad red when she asked, like after seeing that, I couldn't be a mean fuck and just say "No" right then and there...even though I won't go with her, I'm too old for that shit. I'm gonna let her know after this weekend that I can't.

UFC 101 supposedly is gonna be headlined by BJ Penn Vr. Kenny Florian...I cannot wait to see that shit...I think Ken Flo is gonna merk BJ..I don't even think it'll go past the first round.

Oh yeah, whatever you do if you're a video game head, go cop Ninja Blade...that game looks fucking insane, it's the only demo on Xbox Live that I played TWICE.

-Def

Pimpin Nuggets Baby!

Read This:

A 27-year-old Australian man who pimped a 16-year-old girl so he and his girlfriend could afford their apartment, would pay the schoolgirl with chicken nuggets, the Australian Associated Press reported.

Ronald Vikash Gander used the $4,500 the teen made for having sex with five middle-aged men in June of last year to pay the weekly $1,050 rent on his Brisbane apartment, the Brisbane District Court was told.

Gander and his 16-year-old girlfriend would pay the teen with an occasional box of chicken nuggets, the AAP reported.

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That nigga has got to be the illest pimp alive!!

How you gonna fuck random niggas and accept chicken nuggets as pay?!

You gotta have the lowest self esteem or some shit or maybe dude just got them slick ass smooth lines, yo.

"Ay baby, lemme rap to you for a sec..see looka here, I got these dem chicken nuggets, these is one of kinds baby...you wont ever have another dude like me, giving you these hereeeee, baby boo...what I'm a need you to do is trick these corners for me, bring me back a gang of cash and I'm a give u these chicken nuggets...ya figgadeal me?"

I'm moving to Australia...I'm about to pimp some hoes with some Jack in the Box burgers...MO MONEY, MO MONEYYYYY!