Fucking Dead X 8,721,980

I'm not even laughing at him posing and looking like he's about to shit but it's the part where he turns into Ike Turner.

New Pickup!

Air Zoom Flight Premium



Well I owned these when they first came out in 1996, I was at the Head 2 Toe sneaker shop and my Godbrother Brandon had just copped the Carolina/White Jordan XI and I had loot but we had a pact that we wouldnt cop the same shoe, So these had just came out and I copped em and they became one of my favorite kicks of all time. I used to play some mean ass ball in these joints. I wore these badboys till they got a hole in the sole. Well today I went in a sneaker store for the fuck of it and I saw em on sale for $85.00 from $130.00, so I was like shit, lemme get em. The dude who helped me brang em to the counter and told the dude $75.00, I gave him $5 when I walked out for the good look.

Always give back to the ppl who bless you.

Project Stress/Junk Draw Cleaner

So, something most don't know about me is when I'm stressed out or mad...I clean.

So I unleashed my rage upon my junk draw, which is just filled with nonsense, its the "walk in your house open it, drop shit in and close it back" draw.

Before: =\


After: =]


Yeah, Yeah, I know it'll be fucked up all over again pretty soon.

Last Night, I FINALLY had a great night of sleep, That advil shit works wonders. I went to bed around 11 some shit and I woke up @ 7am. I went to get a quick shape up down the block, came back home, went back to sleep and woke up @ 10:20am. I haven't slept good since (checks calender) December 14th. Crazy Huh?

UFC 92 is Tonight, You Punk Bitch!!!
That shit is gonna be MMA Crack, so many good fights, Griffin Vs. Evans for the belt, Mir Vs. Noguiera for the belt, and Jackson Vs. Silva. Woooo! All those fights can be main events by themselves. Shit starts @ 10pm Et/7pm Pt, Big baby Jesus, I can't waittttttttt!

I'm going to see The Spirit tonight, that shit looks like crack, well it should be since the same dude who made Sin City And 300 (One of my favorites) made this movie.

Shout outs to Nina, for grabbing the Fabio's for me...she's only charging me a $100 and she's gonna discount the rest off for my birthday. She stay blessing me and I appreciate it.

Shout outs to Lisa, for saying she'd get me an Ebay gift card for my birthday. Much Appreciated

You guys love me, you really love me!

Happy Birthday To Def.

As you may or may not know my birthday is in January.
January 27th to be exact, so thats January 27th ok?!.

I'm tired of my friends, saying "I don't know what to get you, you have everything already"

WTF kinda dumb shit?!...No I don't have everything!, maybe if you stopped being a lazy uncreative sack of shit, you could get me something special I'd like, I mean I get y'all special things right? I give good fucking gifts, I mean like eye brow raising "oh you shouldn't have" fucking gifts, I'm the mystical magical gift giving kingpin of this century, so it's only fucking right that I get some fucking "spine tingling, erection making, brag to my other friends to make the other friends that didnt get me some good shit feel like shit type gifts"

January 27th...say it with me...JAN-YOU-AIR-REE TWUN-NEE-SEV-VEN-THA

This is what I want, get them now, thanks.

Fabio Christiano Brazil Custom SB Dunks size 10-11 GL's Nina!


Supreme El Martillo 23rd Backpack, please


Kiks Tyo "What The Kiks" T, please


Sony Ericsson Xperia X1, please


THATS IT...see I dont want alot of shit, just a few things, most of these can be found on E-Bay. You can even give me E-Bay gift cards and then I can find and buy em myself later if that makes things easier.

Im not that expensive to buy for...ok so the cell phone might cost like 800 bucks, some of yall can gang up collectively and chip in and buy it for me and write down on the card from tom, dick, joe, curly, dickface, and susan. (Well not that many ppl, cause then I'd miss out on more gifts)

Oh yeah, if you guys like get all this for me already and cant figure out what else to get me, please refer to blog entitled Xmas Day for Def, Bitch, cause I didnt get none of that shit on that previous list. =[

Thank You.

ID?! For What Muddasucka!?

Ok, peep game.

I DON'T get ID'd for Cigarettes.
I DON'T get ID'd for Liqour.
I DON'T get ID'd for Porn
I DON'T get ID'd for Rated R Movies

(& FYI, I don't drink or smoke)

But, Bitches...

I get ID'd for this:


Mahfucking Medicine!?!?!?!? some ole bullshit yo, niggas over here half dying and shit and you wanna ID a nigga for some shit to make him feel better!?! Ill kick you in your babynuts b.

Apparently, Advil Cold & Sinus contains Pseudoephedrine (which the bitch behind the counter couldn't even pronounciate right) in it. People use pseudoephedrine to make "Meth", so now they ID everyone in my area and write down their addresses and shit, so they can keep track of who is buying the very very bad medicine Advil Cold & Sinus alot. Guess if someone blows themselves up making meth in their home, the cops hit up the pharmacy for blues clues. Fucking Fuckstick

Anyway, I'm 177-12 in NBA Live 09 now...I'm on a warpath destroying kids by scores that look like this:



Ask about me, hoe.

LMFAO @ What Am I?!

JUMPFUCK!
Fucking Dead X 8,976,256




Denzil Washington!!!!

Lakers FTW!

Yeah Bitch Yeah!!

Lakers beat the Celtics 92-83 and ended their 19 game winning streak. Time for me to collect the money I won from the Lakers winning.

P.S. Somebody buy me this T-Shirt:
KiksTyo "What The Girl?! T"
It only cost ¥6090 Yen =\ (Thats $67.00 for you uninternational ass mahfucks)

Pussy?

Gourmet's new sneaker entitled the L'Due.
Should be called L'Pussy if you ask me.

Merry Christmas, Shitface.

Visual Crack.

Over 100 very interesting photos taken in the year 2008.

Click Here<-->The Year 2008 In Photographs

Man, Fuck.

If my homeboy Luis, tells me "Merry Christmas" one more fucking fuck time, I'm gonna rock his jaw so hard I'll shatter my wristbone. It aint even Christmas yet, fucka!

So noone told me the power was back on at my job, I ended up calling for the fuck of it, around 10am and they said everything is back to normal...Um?, maybe call your employees and let them know, since you said you would keep us updated when all this shit went down!!!! So yeah, I came in kinda late....like 11:40am late...I'm supposed to start @ 8am, but fuck it...I got some extra sleep.

I was kinda banking on a 10 day vacation, but fuck it.

I'll be back, gotta do something.

NBA Live 09 - Still The Man.

So I'm 160-11 in NBA Live 09.

This was my first game playing since Tuesday the 16th and look at the stats I put up, slut.



Ppl use Kobe and get like 52 points and shit...oh wow.

Try to get 30+ points and 20+ in assists and then holla at me, ya lame handed fucks.

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UPDATE...I'm 163-11 now.

AND this shit is just uncalled for.

You shouldn't even be playing video games if you get your assed whooped by 51 points and you're using the Celtics. This is just wrong on so many levels.

Fun Times.

So I'm gonna be with my babes all weekend, should be eventful, can't wait!

WTF? is up with all the shit inside of Marmot gloves? 3 big ass tags and then these leather strap shits?...fuck outta here, I cut all that bullshit out

I'm mad you can't select the bills you want out of a ATM machine, even if its your primary bank...I mean seriously $500 in 20's?...Crap Shit.

Good looks to God for making me go to the barbershop at the bus stop, cause if I woulda waited to go to the one by my crib, Id a been pissed as ten fat bitches @ crunch, since it was closed for no reason today.

Lmbasao @ my homeboys socks @ work...

Seriously, WTF were you thinking rocking these shits man?!!...BROWN, ROYAL BLUE, and GREY socks?...Nigga man?...Yes, all the girls at work will laugh at you while I'm away.
Ole pop locking socks rocking ass nigga!

If it was an SB...

It if was a pair of SBs, it woulda been a wrap son



Nigga got some ill ass reflexes for a old fuck, though.

This is the ONLY TIME I WILL EVER SAY
Bush, FTW!

Prized Possession?

So, many ppl always ask during a sneaker conversation, "Whats your most expensive shoe that you own?" and "Whats your favorite shoe that you own?"

I don't really know my specific favorite yet...but these are one of them that I currently own.

The NYC Pigeon Dunk Low Pro SB

As you can see the box price (MSRP) during drop time was simply $65.00, yes $65.00. (Click the pic if you can't see)
Very cheap huh? I don't even think you can find a pair of nikes out at say footlocker for $65.00 unless they are baby sneakers or for little kids.

Well today these shoes currently cost on average anywhere from $2,200 to $3,000, yes $2,200 to $3,000. (and some ppl say buying sneakers are a waste of money, you stupid fuck ass, you show me anyplace where you can spend $65, ok wait, lets say $150 and get a profit of $2,850)

I am proud to say that I am 1 of very few in the entire world who own this shoe, Do I feel special?, yes in some ways, I mean not alot of ppl can say they own 1 of 200 things in the world.

I mean come on, human beings actually rioted for this shoe, some were robbed, stabbed by thugs waiting for them to come out the store and eventually even teared gassed by the good ole NYPD.

Dont believe me?, see for yourself.

She got that good hair.

P.S. She bare footed, I need a hoe like this in my stable.

Pirates?!

The Indian navy captured 23 pirates who threatened a merchant vessel in the lawless waters of the Gulf of Aden and a German naval helicopter thwarted another attack Saturday on a freighter being chased by speedboats off Yemen.

Indian marine commandoes boarded the pirate boats and seized "a substantial cache of arms and equipment," including seven AK-47 assault rifles, three machine guns, a rocket-propelled grenade launcher and other weapons, the statement said. They also found a GPS receiver and other equipment.


The fuck kinda wild ass demonry talk is this...

These niggas caught PIRATES (yes, Pirates, "arghhh ha matey" Pirates) in INDIA of all places, the fuck is pirates doing in India? Aint them niggas supposed to be around the carribean somewhere, like round Puerto Rico and St. Thomas?

These niggas was trying to bully other ships and shit at sea...kinda corny shit.

These fucks, had a GPS and AK-47's and shit, whatever the fuck happened to compasses, maps, swords and cannons?!

Fuck this shit man.

New Pickup!

Mork N Mindy SB's


I remember the day these dropped, I was out of town doing some shit and when I got back and hit my spot up, they were sold out of my size, safe to say I was pissed as shit, I've been wanting them for a minute now, finally got my hands on a pair, deadstock.

Shouts to Nina for blessing me with the great price as usual, I owe you a beef patty!

Oh yeah, I rule bitch.

NBA Live 09 - 150-10

So I won again tonight, Im now 150-10 online, pretty good accomplishment I think.

Bang Bitch!, Just popped a 3 with Kobe.

Yammmmm!, Just bonked that shit on someone's head.


I always say Im gonna stop playing this game, but something draws me back, I think its the way I embarrass these fools online, by like 15+ points.

Yeah, Thats it.

Blackberry Storm sucks inner ass cheeks.

So I got the Blackberry Storm Today...

Da nahhhhhh! =|



The box is very nice...but after that it all goes to hell, this piece of shit took about 4-5 minutes to turn on and load!...fucking white screen with a lil timer clock thing spinning...then its just soooo fucking slow, trash...I know theres an update but fuck that. I cant even text message with that touch screen shit, its sooo ughh...I mean if I get in a heated argument, I know I'm gonna fucking lose because I wouldnt be able to keep up.

So, I took that shit into the Verizon Wireless store and said "here, this shit sucks wild gay dick, I want something else"...

So I leave with a HTC Touch Pro...
DA FUCKING NAHHHHHH!



This shit is fucking amazing crack so far...I haven't really messed with it yet, but I'll update yall on how it is...all I know is there's Qwerty keyboard, so I'm good.

Peace Voyager, you were the shit in 07.

TV/Video Games Bad For Kids? No, Dickneck.

Ok...So you know what a mannequin is, right?



Nevermind, that this one has a camel toe, but this is a regular mannequin most likely in a regular shopping area.

Ok...So this is a mannequin in the hood...



I mean seriously...look at the nipples and tits on that thing!...I mean shit, if I was about 11 years younger, you couldn't be mad if I got a hard on right then and there.



And they say TV and Video games are bad for kids, no bitch, the mahfucking mannequin with 36 TRIPLE DDD BREASTS AND SILVER DOLLAR NIPPLES are bad for fucking kids. Ya, stupid fucks.

Packeeow FTW!

Man, Fuck a De La Hoya


Shouts to my homeboy, Manny Pacquiao for doing to this to Oscar De La Hoya. Straight embarassed this man to such a degree, Barack Obama is crying for him. If you know me, you know I hate Oscar with a passion, such a passion if I ever see him in the street I will rock his jaw soooo nice, I'll dislocate my shoulder in the process.

Xmas/B-Day For Def, Bitch

So here are a few things I'd like for Xmas (December 25th, stupid shit) or my B-Day (January 27th)

These are things I can most likely buy for myself but I dont wanna pay for it, Id like it given to me wrapped and shit, so I can feel more special than I already do about my fucking self.

1) Krew's "The Krucible Watch" - Price: $268.00


Can be purchased for me @:
http://www.karmaloop.com/products.aspx?ProductID=45497&VendorCode=KRW

2) A Baby Tiger - Price: Unknown


3)Esther Baxter - Price: Possibly around $25,000 to $50,000


4)Nike Paris SB's - Price: Estimated $1,800 to $2,500


5)A Robot To Slap Fuckas - Price: Unknown

A Robot that can slap the shit outta ppl I feel need to be slapped, I will train it to use my very own special slapping technique, entitled the "From the pocket" (will be patented) slap. The "From the pocket" slap is done as follows:

A)Put your right hand palm open, ontop of your left pants pocket area
B)Bring it upward at a diagonal direction with maximum force
C)Aim for the right cheek bone of your victim
D)Land the back of your palm so that your victim is looking to the left, toward the sky.

I think thats it...I think...and fuck you my taste is awesome. Now one of you rich hoes get to it and make Def happy. =]

PC Broke Down =_[

So my pc was on the fritz last week...look at that fucking dustball...Ughh, but me being the smart fucka that I am, I fixed it, yay bitch.

Newest Pickups: (Shoes I Recently Got A Hold Of, SMH)

Send Help SB

L To R: Batman SB, Atom Bomb SB, Spiderman SB

Tweed SB

Mosquito SB

I am so not a fan of mids, they'd have to bring some real amazing shit out in mid form to make me cop another pair, I cant stand the wideness of the laces over the tongue...Stone Em!

12:07:08 I Am Def, Welcome

1st Entry...

Welcome, This is my first time doing this blog ish, bear with me, it may not be all luxurious and razzle dazzle-ish "yet".

Who am I?...I am Def AKA Def Fit AKA David
What am I?...Black, Puerto Rican and not normal
Where am I?...New York City

Let's see...first and foremost I am a sneakerhead...I am the epitome of this title. I don't even know how many pairs I own but I'm sure you will see my joints very soon.

I am also a fucking nerd, no not the bullshit title ppl call themselves today an actual NERD, I fix, modify, and build computers from scratch, hoe.

I work for a pretty big clothing line at the moment...I am currently in the works of opening my own sneaker boutique in Queens, NY...hopefully things will work out with me and my partners, right now things are on the up and up, we will be selling Nike (of course), Adidas, UBiQ...so far for footwear...we have acquired all Nike Accounts, talking Tier 0, Urban, And Nike SB, hopefully we get the Jordan account also. We will also be selling, T's, backpacks, old school movie posters and fitteds.

I am a mama's boy, my mom holds the other side of my heart, she is a fucking G, what I am today is because of her, trust me...I just bought her a new car for her birthday/Xmas and I got her tickets to see Maze And Frankie Beverly (her favorite group of all time), it was her first time seeing them live and she said it was an amazing night for her, me knowing I've brang some extra happiness to her life makes me feel so good you have no idea. She's living in Maryland right now and I miss her everyday.

I have very few friends but many associates, I dont get close to ppl very easily because ppl are very fucked up nowadays. The only ppl I call friends and deserve my attention are Mike, Luis, Miss Rain, Courtney, Glenys, Lisa, Nina, Karim and Aya. Everyone else gets the "wassup" and keep it moving.

Ain't shit else to say, right now I can think of...so yeah. Proceed to whatever you were doing.

Next Up: Newest Pickup!