Fresh Start

Brand New Subway Train, First person to sit in this car.

-Def

Fucking Fuck

This some bullshit...

Too early in the morning to have some big bertha bitch stand in front of me on the bus, sitting down and shit, look up and see this big ass gut in front of my grill.



Not 1, but 2 big bitches...how the fuck are you big like that and then greasy?Like The Jackson's family greasy?...You already got a strike against you, you just wanna fuck it up some more?! Then that other bitch, got a roll right under her armpit, how in the muthafuck do you get a roll right under ur armpit?

Fuck this shit, if this type of shit keeps up, I'm a walk to work.

-Def

Ouch.

Blood Trail.

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Nike SB Mr. Pacman/Eugene Backpack

Consider copped.

-Def

It's the law.

So NYC buses have priority seating.

"The Americans with Disabilities act requires you to give up a seat labeled "Priority Seating" to people with Disabilties"

So, by LAW, whenever an American disabled person gets on the bus, I'm supposed to get up and give them my seat, because according to this fucked up law "It's not only polite, it's the law"



Ok, so if a immigrant/foreign tourist that's disabled (like dude who just happens to be sitting under the sign), gets on the bus, I'm not liable to get up for them because they aren't American, Right?

Fuck out my face with that stupid shit, hoe

-Def

Sippy Cups...FTL

Nigga Man...

Fucks up with grown ass women, using sippy cups?!...Wait, WTF @ using SIPPY CUPS out in PUBLIC?!

Swear I wanted to just get up, roundhouse kick that sippy cup out her hand, slap her fucking mouth, point in her face and scream "Cut that immature shit out, hoe!!"

-Def

Dumb Ass Teacher.

Please Read:

A local teacher accidentally put pornography into a DVD that was meant to be filled with school memories from the past year, and nobody caught the error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and students alike.

The offending DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions, and when you click on one of them, you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. They start clapping, then the video suddenly cuts to sex.
"It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch," said 'Joe,' who saw the video along with his son and did not wish to be identified. "My son's reaction was, 'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'"

"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added.

The person in the video turned out to be Isabelle Jackson Elementary fifth grade teacher Crystal Defanti.

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Man what in all types of fucking fuckery is going on?!

How in the fuck do you make a school memories DVD, with menu's and chapter's and shit, and just happen to slip in a clip of you getting your puss smashed out on a couch, my nigga?!?!

Fuck outta here.

I'm so fucking dead, at them saying it went from kids in a classroom clapping and cheering to them seeing their own teacher getting smashed out.

lmaooo @ "We was up till midnight, explaining the birds and the bees"

Fuck a school!.

-Def

Team Drake.

The Girls From Drake's 'Best I Ever Had' (Video)

Sofia Marie:


Shakur (Ohhh mahhh Gawdd):


Ms. Cat:


Xtina Noel:


Rosa Acosta:


Ohhhhhhhhh mahhhhhhhh Gawdddddddddddd:


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Kanye West And Jay-Z Argument

DEAD

-Def

Bullshitters

I hate bullshitters.

I hate when you know a person well, expect them to do some dumb shit, they do it, you confront them about it, and they have some dumb ass excuse to go with the dumb ass shit they did.

It's like they call you after not calling you for a minute, they know you're with someone and they'll call, then you hit em back and they are like "Oh, I was trying to call my friend "Monica" and I hit your name on my phone by mistake.

Like Nigga?.

You ain't call me by mistake you pigeon bitch and if you did, my nickname, my real name, my last name, nor my middle name starts with a "M". You dickless slut.

At least, tell me some shit that's convincing, you mighty fuckhole.

You know what else I hate? I hate females who feel they are owed shit once you fuck them. Gonna act like, YOU begged em for 5 months straight for some yum yum...Nigga, you came at me, trying to fuck, not me...Shit, if anything I let YOU get some daddy dick, go on and cop me some kicks and a summer short set to match, you trick bitch muthafucka!

Should let you get in the passenger seat of a car, hit 92mph and when I bank the corner, just open the door and kick your punk ass out.

-Def

Drake-Best I Ever Had (Video)

Drake-Best I Ever Had directed by Kanye West



OMFG @ this video...



The chicks in this shit is epic like a mahfucka.



Ohhhh Mahhhh Gawd...

I'm Nominating This Bitch, Video Of The Year

I ain't went OMG for a video so much since that Jennifer Lopez-I'm Glad Video she had...

Dead @ "Take that D like the champions you are"



-Def

Unexplicable Events

So I'm having a fairly fucked week.

Few too personal problems, few not too personal problems.

You know me, I'll only talk about the not too personal shit...

Let's see my sleeping hours sucks major dick right now, I haven't been sleeping good at all, possibly 4-5 hrs a night if that, my house all of a sudden wants to be humid and shit when I go to sleep, which results in me sweating sometimes.

This dude keeps talking shit about how he'll beat me in NBA LIVE 09, but has every excuse under the sun, to not play me yet, prolly because he knows I will dust his monkey ass if we played.

My computer E drive, doesn't seem to be working, if it has died, then that means I've lost about 2 years of music albums I've downloaded and not backed up yet.

My cell phone broke, it has like a big ass dead spot in and 4 cracks and the inner screen is just as worse.

Add the above to the personal shit and you got me in a fucked up state.

Blah, I'm very very ultra stressed and sad, I just wanna get away and go somewhere peaceful with cool weather and clean water.

Any ideas?

-Def

New Pickup!

Nike Dunk Low Pro SB 'Blue Lobster'



Got me a pair of these badboys, last year the Red Lobsters were released, this year the Blue Lobsters were released, pretty ill shoe, definitely an eye catcher.

-Def

White Castles Sucks Donkeydick

Yesterday, I had thee most weirdest fucking day @ White Castles.

So I'm with my GF, she orders a number 8 (2 chicken sandwiches, a soda, and instead of the fries, she wants it replaced with Onion Rings)

I ordered 2 double cheeseburgers, a large onion ring, and a large soda

I placed the order, were looking for a seat, theres an open booth that can seat 4 ppl but it's dirty, so I ask the girl behind the counter, "can you have someone come clean the table for us?". We had our drinks on top of the dirty table and we moved it so the girl can clean it, she was cleaning all the open tables while we were waiting for our food and her to clean the table we wanted. So inbetween the time of her cleaning it, some older man comes from on the line and drops his bag and cane in the seat for the booth we had cleaned for us. So I turn around and see his shit, and I ask:

"Who's stuff is this? we are sitting here"
Dude is like "It's mine, I'm gonna sit there"
I say "We just had that table cleaned for us so we can sit down"
Dude is like "No one was sitting there, thats my seat"
I'm like "we just had the girl come clean it for us, thats why we weren't sitting"
He says "Where's the girl? huh?"
I'm like *pointing* dude, she's right there, she just cleaned it, I'm like "man just move ur shit before I slide that shit off and throw it on the ground b"
So he just picks his shit up and goes and sits on the one seated wall table thingies

Like you stupid son of a fucking whore, why the fuck would you wanna take a booth when ur by urself, you idiot fuck?!!?...fuck do you need a booth that can seat 4, when theres single stools for the table wall thingy and booths that can seat just 2 ppl?!....Fucking asswipe.

Ok so after that, I get my order I'm like "Where's my large onion ring?"...shes like oh, she looks at the order is like "it's not on ur receipt"...I'm like "duh, you didn't add it in the order when I placed it"...so whatever I get my food, and they gave my GF fries instead of onion rings, like she wanted...Ok WHATEVER!

Then this mother and daughter walk in, wanting to use the bathroom, apparently you have to ask the lady behind the counter to buzz u in so the door can open and you can use it, the mother goes in and finds out theres no toilet tissue, so the daughter is asking the lady behind the counter for shit paper, the lady is like "we dont have any here, take some napkins", LOL!, so she does and shes like "can u buzz open the door so I can get in?"...the lady behind the counter is like "how can I someone is in there, NO?...chick is like "it's my mother, open the door so I can give her the paper"...the lady is like "No, I can't"...so the chick goes to the door and is like "open the door, so I can give u the paper", for some odd fucking reason, the mother doesnt wanna get off the shitter and open the door to get the paper, so the chick is outside, banging and pulling on the handle and shit, screaming "mmmmom open the door, just open the door!!!"

MIND YOU, this white castle is loud as fuck, everyone is talking, kids running around yelling and shit...NOW, while everything I just explained above about the mother/daughter shit paper tandem, THE ENTIRE PLACE JUST STOPPED AND GOT DEAD QUIET, you could hear a fly fart in that bitch, everybody is just staring and shit while this entire shit is going down, I fucking swear everything got quiet, I coulda swore the food stopped cooking, the fucking ac shut off, the oil stopped frying fries and rings all that shit....fucking drama city.

Thennnnnnnn, this dirty looking white fuck asks to use the bathroom, he does, this nigga comes out with his hands dripping wet, gets on line and puts his wet ass hands on the back of the seat where my GF is sitting and you could just see water or whatever, dripping down the back of her seat, I had to get up and wipe that shit up.

This nigga says "YEAH, ITS VERY CLEAN IN THE BATHROOM, DONT WORRY"
NIGGA are you serious, you punk fuck, nigga fuck a bathroom, nigga have YOU SEEN YOURSELF, you nasty ass nigga, should put ur head in a ziplock bag filled with fireworks and just set that shit on fire..

Fuck It, Fuck It All!!!!!

-Def

P.S. I know this was long, but since I haven't been posting like I normally do, I figured I'd give you a long one, ok, so stop whining bitch!